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The Mouse Awakens
03:05
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So here we are
Nowhere I thought we'd be
That's for sure
A fragile legacy
The land divide
Pulling this way and that
Meanwhile I wait and see
Where the mouse has shat
I beseech thee
Why'd you sell my soul?
I implore you now
The mouse has all control
We all recall the images they show
New at all? Is there room to grow?
As the land divides
My attention's crap
As I dream of setting
A most elaborate trap
We are the cheese
Remember that
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2. |
War is Cancelled
04:08
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The war is cancelled
Replaced with less than gold
Loose threads remain
A story left untold
The war is cancelled
The madness strikes the tide
For the first time
My fears are justified
I am less than pleased so far
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3. |
Sloppy Joe Candle
02:33
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Come into the bathroom
You gotta know that smell
I can't believe you won't
I say you might as well
Just like sloppy joes it is
I gotta make you aware
It's downright amazing
Get off your goddamned chair
Gotta know that smell
Gotta know that smell
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gotta know that smell
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And this works! It reels them in
It hooks them hard with dimpled chins
The perfect form, the flawless face
Of a blemish there is not a trace
Only They can...
Solve the case or win the race
Make you sigh or make you cry
Oh There're ugly actors on our staff
To make you hate or make you laugh
But beauty brings you back again
Week after week sin after sin
Till you believe in what you see
Everyone does eventually
Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
And it works!! That's what's so fucked
Blame the masses they're who suck
Not the suit, he's gotta eat
He just brings you what you need
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5. |
Syllables
02:47
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I verbed that woman
Verbed her in the noun
It felt so adjective
That I couldn't get a word in
What's in an adverb?
Cadence, baby, cadence, yeah
The syllables were off, yeah
Prepositions taunt me
Like pronouns which has two
Guess I'll abbreviate
The next time through
Pro verbed that woman
Verbed pro in the noun
Pro felt ad adj
That I couldn't get a word in
I couldn't get a word in
Yeah
Good enough
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6. |
The Fuck I Do
02:21
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Don't let it burn
It's such a waste
Listen close and you
Can have the taste
Melt the butter bowl not plate
Over cook and it will evaporate
It's none of your business
What the fuck I do
A little cumin added to
It goes a long way
Watch close what you do
Now choose wisely what you see
A stupid choice can haunt you in your sleep
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7. |
Never Come Where I Am
03:20
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I understand you're from so-cal
You tell me every day
Between fist bumps though gibberish
Is mostly what you say
I dread your presence like the plague
I hate your fucking stupid face
I just want to scream whenever
You come into my place
Never come where I am
Just stay the fuck away from me
Never show your mug again
Just go and leave me be
With a G, you're not OG
You're white and you're a schmuck
I hope you drown while in the surf
I'll never have that kind of luck
You're wife is a piece of work
But harder to describe
I can't think of a word that rhymes
To tell you of your wife
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8. |
OSHA Beaches
02:48
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Warning: do not die
If you're on the job you must comply
Caution: be afraid
And never ever forget this phrase
Gloves and knives
Gloves and knives
The obvious we must derive
Without us to insist
You might slit your wrist
For the very stupidest we exist
We exist
Danger: don't be dumb
If you're on the clock you must succumb
Hazard! To avoid pain:
You must repeat again and again
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I look fairly normal
Superficially
And probably really am
But inside is something
Else entirely
I'll never understand
I act like it doesn't
I look like it isn't
I seem like I couldn't
But god fucking damn it!
It never goes away!!
I'm sneaking a peek
Peripherally
I believe you never see
I'm paying attention
Halfheartedly
To what you say to me
On the outside,
Business, serious, intent
But tits and ass don't ever relent
The filth inside won't ever be spent
Hardened into a perverted cement
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Cleavage, awesome, butthead laugh
Or are you in perfect control of your thoughts? Never crosses your mind?
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10. |
I Know Like Hell
08:27
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Filthy little soomkas
With their filthy little lives
Up when they are happy
And down when they're deprived
Things are complicated
When nothing goes their way
And Life is light and fluffy
On every other day
Water is damp and
Air can be a breeze
Earth is for a day
And fire is bad for trees
These people exist
I know like hell they do
These Simple minded fuckers
With their simple minded views
We believe in empathy,
Apathy, and whatnot
Right when we are happy and
Left when we are not
We are the selfish,
The righteous, and the proud
The angry, the happy,
But really just the loud
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Crandell Portland, Oregon
Paul Crandell of Slug Hammer, Paranaut, AADM, Treachery of the Bull, Finster, Blah, The Just Desserts, Scelus, and Prater Willy
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